I sealed my fate
When I opened the door and
The turkey was burnt
Oh God the dishes
Pile up to the ceiling
Stuck-on cranberry
Not enough liquor
My family funny farm
Grandmas pants are off
Five sticks of butter
Pass me another serving
Coronary please
your house, a delight
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what a holiday!
:)
Haiku are wee gems
ReplyDeleteHoliday poetry glee
Enjoy the next day!
Sounds like a thanksgiving full of stories ripe for blogging! Haha!
ReplyDeleteOh, love it! I'd never have put the door with the oven and turkey - you rock!
ReplyDeleteAwesome Haiku! Might steal the idea!
ReplyDeletehahahaha i absolutely love this. so hard. too freaking funny. (sorry i didn't comment sooner- too hard to do so from my phone)
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