disorderly wanderlust

My husband bought me exercise equipment, something I wanted until I was like ouch it hurts. I bought him a smoker, something he wanted until...

Shh....I'm a ninja. Sure, I've sprained my ankle 6 times, and was so clumsy and non-sporty in elementary school that the teachers ...

"Well you can't have chicken pox twice", said my doctor, suspiciously eying my welted freak of a body. Let me back up. ...

So I decided to get a makeover today. And then un-decided And decided again And un-decided And had a few out loud arguments conversa...

I am from the planet Zorbloq. Or maybe just my parents were yet they brainwashed me into living a Zorbloquian childhood. Either way, it took...

Asthma sucks. My poor son has been home from school for an entire week, mecascramblint to create lesson plans from wscaratch while my books...

Ok, my title is a bit of an embellishment, as writers love to do - that is part one of my disclaimer, as the inmate is actually not on death...