disorderly wanderlust

Defeated. Not "Oh i lost a softball game" defeated. The world is over, I want lots of wine and a dark cave to escape the world...

Welcome to Lost Vegas...land of the lost. Begin rambling rant....go! I admit it. I hate Vegas. I always have. I thought I only hated it ...

If I could only speak, the words and tales I could tell... I saw the Hispanic men construct my skeleton as my wooden beam bones grew talle...

It's not me, it's you, I told my vagina. Let's first give a disclaimer, because as you can see, I'm gonna talk about my va...

I grew up near where I currently live, at 5,000 feet above sea level in a small mountain town; sounds kind of like South Park doesn't it...

Our dryer finally done broke. (Yes, hick vernacular, you will see why). My mother in law has a spare dryer but it is 102 degrees out where...

This is me on a normal day. "I can't, I have a migraine" If you can answer the phone and say this, you probably don...