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I decided to delete my spam mail but then realized the titles could make a great email/story in themselves so here goes....DEAR GOOD DAY, CHECK YOUR MAIL NOW! I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE. NEW NOTIFICATION FROM WESTERN UNION, MAX GENTLEMEN ENLARGEMENT PENIS, NO ECONOMIC PROBLEMS SINCE I STARTED IT, CLEAR YOUR DEBT AND GET BACK ON TRACK. SAFEGUARD THIS FUND FOR OUR BENEFIT AND CALL ME. YOU COULD FIND SINGLES LIKE YOU, UP TO 1500 US AN HOUR. USE WHAT YOU LEARNED TONIGHT IN CLASS AT WORK TOMORROW.

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a shorter spam-mail title email,DEAR BELOVED FRIEND, WANT THE GIFT YOU WILL REALLY BE SMILING ABOUT THIS HOLIDAY? BECAUSE YOU DESERVE SAVINGS ON EVERY PURCHASE. STOCK YOUR PANTRY FOR THIS HOLIDAY, MOTHER COW URINE MEDICINES. THE SECRET IS ITS EVERLAST WOVEN STRETCH FABRIC.